Star wars assignment (scripts)

Script 1

Star wars sketch show
*Obi-Wan enters room*

Yoda: Hairy one you are Obi-Wan
Obi-Wan: Little green midget you are
Yoda: Funny one you are
*long pause*

Yoda: Luke has pitiful use of the force he has
Obi-Wan: You're not wrong there boy

Yoda: He is not fit to be a jedi

Script 2

*Darth maul and the emperor or having a lunch break*

The emperor: Vaders voice is very annoying and his mask is stupid
Darth maul: hahah I've been thinking that for so long

*Darth vader enters*

Vader: Hi guys
The emperor: hello good friend
Darth maul: hello mate

Vader: what were you guys talking about

*speak at same time*

the emperor: nothing
Darth maul:nothing

Script 3
*C3PO enters*

R2D2: Oioi big up the massive, how you doing?
C3PO: Me heads banging, what were we drinking?
R2D2: Lots and lots oil
C3PO: the boss is going to be so mad
R2D2: don't care pal